Diva Pathetica

There we have it ladies, sexy buffet pants for the holiday good times. These types of pants, with forgiving elastic waists, can be bought in online stores such as: metrostyle.com, spiegle.com, newport-news.com, nyandcompany.com, and etc, at an affordable price. Your search for the sexy buffet pants is over!

They say that one can determine the length of a relationship by the size of a woman's trousers - it expands and gets bigger annually. True say - in the span of four years my pant size has gone up about 9 sizes. *Walks the catwalk of shame with head down* And for the record, there is a direct correlation between pant size and bitching. I bitch more now than I've ever had before because I'm bitter about myself.

From being called the twin of Carmen Electra to, "You've got such a pretty face" is depressing yet I've tried all the damn diet fads out there: Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, LA Weight Loss, etc, and have come out gaining more weight. *sigh*

The good news is the forgiving sexy buffet pants that shapes my rear to firmness. At least I can be happy about my bottom while being chubby. But I know one thing, my new years resolution is to get back to become my fabulous self. So help me God.

Side note: I guess it doesn't help that I did all my Christmas shopping on my ass in front of the computer. Oh the wonders of online shopping.

Until then - xoxo - E

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