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There we have it ladies, sexy buffet pants for the holiday good times. These types of pants, with forgiving elastic waists, can be bought in online stores such as: metrostyle.com, spiegle.com, newport-news.com, nyandcompany.com, and etc, at an affordable price. Your search for the sexy buffet pants is over!

They say that one can determine the length of a relationship by the size of a woman's trousers - it expands and gets bigger annually. True say - in the span of four years my pant size has gone up about 9 sizes. *Walks the catwalk of shame with head down* And for the record, there is a direct correlation between pant size and bitching. I bitch more now than I've ever had before because I'm bitter about myself.

From being called the twin of Carmen Electra to, "You've got such a pretty face" is depressing yet I've tried all the damn diet fads out there: Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, LA Weight Loss, etc, and have come out gaining more weight. *sigh*

The good news is the forgiving sexy buffet pants that shapes my rear to firmness. At least I can be happy about my bottom while being chubby. But I know one thing, my new years resolution is to get back to become my fabulous self. So help me God.

Side note: I guess it doesn't help that I did all my Christmas shopping on my ass in front of the computer. Oh the wonders of online shopping.

Until then - xoxo - E

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Oh how pathetic my uncanny little screwed up life on the basis of my (sometimes) catch-22 faults. A few circumstance pushed my buttons today that sent me on a downward spiral of bitching and complaining so much that "putting on my big girl panties and dealing with it" was out of the question.

• Mom: Blamed me for being sick so we cant go out as a family for lunch.
• Mom: Nagged and bitched about us not asking the Pastor to do a house blessing during our housewarming party next week.
• Business Trip: The impromptu business trip to Boston that we denied because the pay was an insult to our talent and intelligence.
  
• Brother: My cheap 31 year old brother refused to spend $10 to buy me a ticket to the play. His response was, "I have enough money for only me."
• Random Someone: She just totally pissed me off today just because of who she is. She said something non-offensive yet her association with me just gets on my nerves (I have my reasons).
  

Dios!! For crying out loud!! My poor husband has no choice but to hear all my bitching and complaining. He constantly tells me to, "Just pick and choose your battles. It's not worth getting mad over. I don't understand why you get pissed off the smallest things."

Poor thing just doesn't understand that no matter how little that issue is - what a woman needs to do is to bitch about it till no end - until she's satisfied and gets sick of bitching and complaining about it. How hard is that for men to understand? Seriously.

Up until now, I'm still a little bitter about the listed items above, but really the only thing I can do about it is to bitch about them... and I'm perfectly happy with that. I'm content in bitching even though I seem pissed off. I want to bitch. I was born to bitch... and given enough time if you piss me off, I'll most likely bitch slap you.

Until then - xoxo - E

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